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Valentine's Day will be here before we know it. Rather than waiting until the last minute to plan for a special night, why not begin the planning process now? Some of those plans may include spicing things up a bit in the bedroom and I know just the company to turn to with help for that: Lovehoney.

Who is Lovehoney?

Hello, we're Lovehoney... 

And we're the sexual happiness people, and we make a fun, fulfilling sex life available to everyone. We're the global leader in sexual happiness and ship orders in discreet, boring brown boxes direct from from our warehouse in Atlanta, Georgia, straight to your door.

Back in 2002, buying a sex toy used to involve being confronted by seedy, male-centric websites with in-your-face, pornagraphic images and packaging. But colleagues and friends Neal Slateford and Richard Longhurst decided it was time things changed, and a new era of sex toy shopping began.

Fast-forward 15 years from our humble beginnings with a single computer in Richard's flat, and you could say we're very (very) proud of what we've achieved so far. 


Lovehoney wanted to help my husband and I spice things up a bit for Valentine's Day and sent us a couple of things to try out.


Let's take a look, shall we?

Lovehoney Red Heart Riding Crop - $16.99

First up on the list was the Lovehoney Red Heart Riding Crop. As per the product description on the website, Leave heart-shaped kisses on your lover's behind with the Lovehoney Heart Crop. Combining features that'll make you swoon, the flexible whip delivers a range of sensations, from silky strokes to spine-tingling slaps. Perfect for beginner's crop play. Whether you've experimented with paddles and spankers before or are brand new to impact play, the Heart Crop is meant to satisfy all your desires. With a rubber handle and flexing stem that enhance feelings of dominance in the beholder, the dual-sided bold red tip offers spread sensations that are perfect for new subs.
Now I must admit, this isn't one we use for sexual pleasure, but more because we're goofy and like to cut up. Plus, it's a heart and it's cute! The riding crop is very well made and sturdy. It's not like those cheap things you would find in a Halloween shop. I mean, this thing holds up. We have cats and they ended up attacking and playing with it and it still looks hardly touched; which, to me, says a lot about its quality.  The riding crop is easy to grip and hold. It is also comfortable to hold due to the material and texture that it is made from. Attached to the handle is a loop so you can put it around your wrist if you so choose. Because of how it is designed, however, the loop is not in the way if you choose not to wear it around your wrist.  Another thing to note is that it doesn't actually hurt when you get hit with the heart of the riding crop. Of course, you feel it, but it's not a sting. It's more of a sensation, which is why many people who opt to use such accessories find them stimulating for sexual pleasure.

Lovehoney G-Tickler Clitoral and G-Spot Vibrator - $19.99

The second (and final) item I was sent from Lovehoney was their Lovehoney G-Tickler Clitoral and G-Spot Vibrator and believe me, this thing is fun! This is perfect to use as a couple or if you're flying solo on Valentine's Day (or any day, really).
So what's so special about this vibrator? According to the website's description, Quivering buds flutter against your most sensitive areas with the G-Tickler Vibrator. Lie back and relax as a slimline bulb internally rests against your G-spot, while soft silicone fronds massage your clitoris for dual-point intimate pleasure. Non-intimidating proportions make this toy perfect for first-time play. Sensually stirring with a comfortable flexible shaft, it offers delicious stimulations without the rabbit vibrator's impressive girth or rip-roaring intensity. Dab with a little water-based lube before play begins.
What do I say about this vibrator? It's super fun for sure! This particular vibrator offers 3 x speeds and 4 x patterns of titillating vibration for the perfect G-Tickler clitoral and G-spot vibrator for dual stimulation. Even better is that this toy is waterproof so it's safe to use both in the bath as well as out the bath. Using it is easy. Insert the batteries and press the button. With each press of the button, you change the vibration and speed function. To turn it off, simply hold the button down for a couple seconds and it shuts off. While you can hear it vibrating, it's not the noisiest toy I have used. 
I know it doesn't look like much, but I found that it quickly became a favorite. The nodules that tickle your clit are nice and the rounded tip (even though it's short) somehow hits the spot every time. It's comfortable to use, easy to handle and the fact that it is flexible only makes it better. When all is said and done it's easy to clean between uses. Needless to say, whether you're spending Valentine's Day alone or with someone special, this is a must have for the toy drawer!


As you can see I had a great experience with both products. I love that Lovehoney shipped the products quickly and discretely. Their name isn't even on the box so no one knows you're receiving adult product. On top of great quality products, I found they have wonderful prices compared to their online competitors. Not to mention they have frequent sales so you can take advantage of discounts pretty much all year round on various product. I think it's pretty safe to say if you're in the market for new toys or to spice up your bedroom life, Lovehoney is the place to go. You won't be disappointed. Don't take my word for it though. Check out their site, read other user experiences, and try them for yourself!

Why Lovehoney?

They're quick & discreet

  • Order by 5:00pm Eastern weekdays for same-day dispatch and get it NEXT DAY
  • Plain packaging with a discreet returns address
  • 1 YEAR Guarantee when you register with Lovehoney
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